Just when I need them, camping tips by Larry G. Some of my favorites:
- While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.
Good for those times you’re up a creek.
- You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
Though perhaps not the comfort.
- A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.
Dammit. That thing’s going straight back to the store.
- A great deal of hostility can be released by using newspaper photos of politicians for toilet paper.
And idiotic laws.